Accidental Time Traveler

( Performed to the tune of "Walking In Memphis" )

Put on my tennis shoes

And I ... Slipped off the train

Ducked into a box that was large and blue

Just as it started to rain

Dear God in Heaven

Won't you keep watch over me

Three weeks and five days ago

I lost my grip on reality

Now I'm lost in a TARDIS

Traveling with this guy who can't be real

Caught up in this TARDIS

And never really knowing how to feel

I swear that I met Elvis

The night before he died

Tried to warn him of what would happen

He just laughed until he cried

No one ever knew we'd been there

We just appeared inside his room

It was such a crazy thing

To get to see the King

Just hours before his doom

Then we took off in the TARDIS

Traveling with this guy who can't be real

Caught up in this TARDIS

And never really knowing how to feel

I've seen monsters in Manhattan

 
I've gone swimming in mid air

But if you've ever seen a Dalek

You'll think you haven't got a prayer

          I prayed inside the TARDIS

I heard him play piano

On this evening out in Hollywood

While this dude he called the Master

Played the bass just like a God

It was such a crazy number

And I sang with all my might

I said "You two seem like such good friends"

They said "Only for tonight"

Then we were back in the TARDIS

Traveling with this guy who can't be real

Caught up in this TARDIS

And never really knowing how to feel

Lost in a TARDIS

Traveling with this guy who can't be real

Caught up in this TARDIS

And never really knowing how to feel

Put on my tennis shoes

And I ... Ran to catch the train

Glanced back at this box that was large and blue

In the middle of a pouring rain

That guy in the box that was large and blue

Will I ever see him again?

(Travis Clemmons - 2013)